old before your time outChoosing your poison.

A brief reason for being

Whingeing from a recumbent position, and going to the pub. Two of life's great activities.

This blog is an amalgamation of them both, as I argue the case for and against various pubs around Britain. Whoopty-do.

Slightly Older ReviewsAndRamblings

This is the exterior of Start the Bus. And to think, for one small word, it could have been the world's first David Lloyd-themed pub...

Start the Bus, Bristol

The good drinker ties himself in knots trying to establish some foothold of understanding as to whether this place is a good place to go, or the seventh circle of hell. Continue reading

There it is, a Hanging Garden in modern Babylon. Nice.

The Dickens Inn, St Katherine Docks

Corporate Tudor aesthetic rules triumphant over Gekko-on-water leisurezone. Continue reading

This is the outside space what I mentioned. Thanks to Bristol Culture for the image.

The Albion, Clifton

Clifton used up its edginess quotient on its hilltop location. The rest of it is MOR comfort, brim-full of Lovely Things shops, cobbled streets, coffee shops, and high-ceilinged townhouses. It’s … Continue reading

As you can see... it's on a hill. Image taken from the pub's website (click on the picture to visit)

The Windmill, Windmill Hill, Bristol

As an example of a modern pub made for its location, you could find little better. Continue reading

I thought about using a fancier image for this - but then thought, no. This is how it is.

The Orchard Inn, Spike Island, Bristol

A room in which magic things happen. Magic, fermented appley things. Continue reading

The Woodborough - solid stuff

Woodborough Inn, Winscombe, Somerset

There’s no getting away from it – I’m going to sound patronising writing this. But well done, the Woodborough. Continue reading

Those awnings look expensive, don't they?

Royal Oak, Poynings, Brighton

Swaddled in ersatz rusticity, sheltered from the southwesterly winds by the South Downs escarpment, immune to the pains of the banking crisis thanks to its proximity to the wealthy enclaves … Continue reading

The exterior of This is a pub. Yes, a pub. Supposedly. (This photo came from  Fluid Foundation )

The Thomas Cubitt, Elizabeth St SW1

Because sometimes, Victoria Bus Station’s refugee-camp chic doesn’t quite hit the spot. Continue reading

Interior shot of the Shaston

The Shaston Arms, Ganton St, Soho

An anti-shopping sniffiness is sated by visit to wonky old pub, full of chatter and beer. Hooray. Continue reading

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